BJ Services Company

Looking through the list of companies in global stock index, VT, Vanguard Total World Stock ETF which tracks the FTSE All-World Index.  BTW, this is a great idea, it covers ~2700 comapnies in 46 countries, developed & emerging in every populated continent.  Basically it only excludes tiny & non-tiny "frontier" or other risky countries that don't have "mature" stock markets.

Anyways,I randomly noticed there's a US oil services company in the VT index called BJ Services Company, stock ticker BJS .  LOLz!  I'm surprised some type of vulture capitalist like Govenor Bittsch Romney , private equity firm, etc, doesn't

1 buy 50% of the company to get "controlling interest" to run thangs

2 split off the oil biz with a separate company name/stock ticker

3 relocate to Vegas or some other place where prostitution is decriminalized or legal.

4 Actually provide "bj services"

Doing so would surely increase the P/E ratio.  Price to earnings, get ur mind outta the gutter!  Altho it would surely increase the penis ejaculations ratio also.  [||]

Kanye West "Yo" images

Have you seen these joke Kanye West "Yo" images mocking Kanye's douche behavior interrupting Taylor Swift @ MTV Awards?

example

I want to see one as follows

"Yo Obama, I acknowledge you're an epic Corporate Whore in general, & specifically for killing the Public Health Insurance Option, & I'll let you finish, but George Bush 43 was the Biggest Corporate Whore President of All Time"!

hilarious Obama quotes

some soundbites of Obama talking slang talk, including n-bomb, s-bomb, f-bomb. Taken from Obama's audio book, where he has to quote his school homie Ray's slang talk from back in the day

Flowchart of Ice Cube's "It Was A Good Day"

flowchart You don't even have to use ur AK

Vagina Cheney

We already had 8 years of Dick Cheney. Just say no to Vagina Cheney. No misogyny jic.

RO's World

I stumbled upon this dallaspenn commenter's blog, RO's World.

This an American black guy, living in Japan, that "philisophizes" (c) Cape Fear on wage slavery, hip hop, Japanese & American culture, self-improvement, "hoesology", "dunnies", "oneitis" & maintaining a Japanese harem. This dude is straight comedy, & his tons of unique slang. It's kind of hard to describe, so I just suggest checking it.

Gina Gershon ethers Sarah Palin (vol 5)

an aside, beauty Gina Gershon is 46 yo? Dang!

Robert Kuttner murks Sean Hannibitch on his own shyt

Robert Kuttner murks Sean Hannibitch

fw - I’m Not Sure America Is Ready For A Smart President

Sarah Palin ethered Vol 4: Capitol Hill Gangsta

skit: McSame is Palin's beyotch

Anonomo sent me this skit, comedy.

Capitol Hill Gangsta

I stumbled upon this Capitol Hill Gangsta

This college kid is both thought-provoking & comedy. Like a pundit commentator version of Phonte.

Here's his latest clip, which is on Sarah Palin


A provocative take on Wal-Mart

ReThug pundits ether VP Sarah Palin

Even ReThug pundits Pat Buchanan & Joe Scarborough dismiss ReThug VP candidate Sarah Palin as a joke with little experience. Buchanan at least has a track record of his own opinion. Scarborough OTOH, is a ReThug water/weed carrier operative. I'm sure he was thinking to himself "damn, even I can't overhype this spare Palin. Even I have my limits on partisan dumb shyt I will spew".



BTW, I invented a manner to say Sarah Palin's name:

1 Say "Palin" with Spanish-like pronunciation "pa-lin", eg in a manner that rhymes with obscene
2. Say "Sarah Palin" in the sing-songy manner of the saying "n-bomb please". If not familiar with this phrase, watch some youtubes from American black comedians like Dave Chappelle.

McSame comedy, starin' at VP Palin

man races zebra

This is absurd, yet interesting. Track sprinter Shawn Crawford runs 100m dash against animals.

Crawford beats the giraffe, but gets sonned by a Zebra.

Dude, people are good thinkers, but we will get sonned by animals on physical contests.

Flava Flav & Ted Kennedy boned Bile O'Really's wife

B Crawford reports some real life comedy.

Flava Flav & Ted Kennedy supposedly each were playing with the punani of this woman Maureen McPhilmy, before Bile O'Really wifed her up.

So maybe this is the secret reason Bile hates hip hop & progressive Democrats. Maureen prolly complains Bile's "pipe game" ain't up to Flava or Ted's level, nhjic.

Another point, these 3 dudes seemingly have extremely mutually different personalities, different "types". Is it possible for this Maureen to ever say a dude is "not her type".

I hope Bile O's nemesi (or is it nemesisis?) "Nazzzz" & Ludacris holler at Maureen, add-on to the comedy for us, & grief for Bile-O!

McCain O'Reilly mashup "Fock it do it live"

Health insurance company rules

Bert & Ernie mashed with MOP

Comedy. Good job of the mashup guy, Ernie's mouth moves in sync with the lyrics. I'm not a MOP fan, but this song "Ante Up" is great, one of the best energetic hyper audio caffeine-type songs.

Mike Gravel, Obama Girl, & Soulja Boy, WTF!

Mike Gravel "raps" to the Soulja Boy song & flirts with Obama Girl. WTF?! Gravel is hilarious.