I saw this guy Ray Hudson, when watching some Copa America games on Gol TV. Hudson is an English ex-futbol player, & current announcer.
Just from a few games, I proclaim Hudson GOAT of English-language futbol announcers.
I also induct Hudson into my hyper HOF.
Hudson is hyper, hilarious, & insightful about futbol, simultaneously. Hudson throws in hilarious similes that Chino XL or Eminem would be proud of.
Peep some of his work. Peep Pt 2, I don't even mind when he Schiavos the other commentator for mentioning Rafael Nadal, implying that when compared to fubolers all tennis players are as bitchmade as Hollywood actors like Tom Cruise.